Аватар Короля и Хань

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- А давай еще эту китайщину пожуем?
- А давай не будем? Мы только один раз в этот мячик поиграли, и где мы теперь?

Я просто угорела с Ханя

- Ты мало спал? Как ты мог! Посмотри в глаза своим товарищам, ты их подвел! Ты не скоординирован и не слушаешь команд! Бездельники не нужны. Сутки тебе на замаливание грехов.

- Что? А, документы. Где подписать? Кстати, когда ты последний раз был в тренажерке? Ты должен заботиться о своем теле. А теперь сделай комплекс упражнений, я покажу.

Мне очень, очень, очень жалко партнера Ханя. Хождение строем, режим тренировок и питания, горы по выходным и активный образ жизни поставляются в комплекте. Полежать тюленчиком на диване можно только за особые заслуги перед Родиной.

Пойду еще в подушку покричу чаечкой, простите. Аааа, чумаааа!

Аудио-ролики и много вкусного

21.06.2018 в 00:42

Пишет  Ayliten:

67 - M Station, аудиосценки
У англоязычного (в основном) фандома АК есть свой большущий сервер в дискорде - The King's Avatar Alliance - и там есть юзер 肖叶大法好, она же jouissancetka, которая недавно принесла переводы некоторых аудио-сценок из приложения M Station на английский.
Особенно отличились Чжоу Цзэкай, читающий на английском стихотворение Йейтса, и Вэй Чэнь, с видом знатока рассказывающий о том, как вычислить мужика, играющего на женском аккаунте.

Надеюсь, это будет где-нибудь когда-нибудь выложено, ну а пока утащила все к себе в нору, как есть.
Аудиороликов 30 штук, кинула все в один плейлист на ютубе.

Под катом перевод на английский от 肖叶大法好

Е Сю

1
(YX talking to someone trying to cheat him of his money)
YX: Hello, Happy Internet Cafe, what can I do for you?
Cheater: Hello? Hey, it's me!
YX: Who?
Cheater: Ah? You don't recognize my voice? I'm your boss!
YX: Oh! Lady Boss! You sound really manly today! Are you using a voice changer?(изменено)
Cheater: Er... your other boss
YX: Er... Chairman... Feng?
Cheater: Ah, yeah that's right. Lemme tell you, you've made a serious mistake in your work this time. Tomorrow morning, come to my office!(изменено)
YX: Mistake? Not possible. He should've been thoroughly dead a while ago already
Cheater: Ah?
YX: Chairman Feng, you know me. Once I'm on the job, do you really expect them to live? En? Er... you are talking about the boss I was meant to kill, right?(изменено)
Cheater: (to himself) Ah? Boss? He killed a boss???(изменено)
Cheater: Er... you killed your...
YX: Though it was difficult to kill, the rewards were pretty hefty this time. Just enough to upgrade my weapon
Cheater: Ah?? Weapon... What weapon...?
YX: My weapon of course. I managed to obtain a gun. I think it'll come in handy.
Cheater: A gun???
YX: Yeah. Also, a cannon. I put that in storage.
Cheater: What? A cannon???
YX: Chairman Feng, what's wrong?
Cheater: Er... nothing, nothing is wrong
YX: Is it your heart again? You gotta remember to rest, don't worry too much
Cheater: Er... alright
YX: Good. If it's nothing then I'll be hanging up. I have a mission to finish
Cheater: Ah? A mission? What mission?
YX: What other mission could it be? You know...
(Gun noise)
YX: Aiyou, dead so quickly? Ah, chairman, let's leave it at this. Next time I'll go over and show you my new weapon. Only you'll get to see it!(изменено)
Cheater: Oh, nonononono, no need (hangs up)
YX: Heh? He really hung up, huh? Pfft

2
Team Happy is recruiting new members, any class is fine!
Our team is based in a affluent area, across from a powerhouse team
"Happy Internet Cafe, do you want to obtain a championship together?"
Then come!

3
Our team has only just been established, so we don't have that many rules
But in the internet cafe downstairs, be careful to not smoke in the nonsmoking areas
Otherwise the boss will go into a red blood enraged state
The second floor is our training room. Just come up directly for training
There's not much else you need to be careful of
Oh right, Old Wei will take an afternoon nap on the couch, he sometimes snores
If you find it too noisy, just throw him out

4
What's wrong? Someone's been following us?
Don't worry, let me handle it
Hey there, sister
Yeah, I'm Ye Xiu
Oh~ You're one of Happy's fans?(изменено)
Autograph? Sure, what should I sign?
Ye Qiu or Ye Xiu?
Alright. Ye... Xiu... There you go
A photo? Ah, I don't think a photo is a good idea
Look, I haven't even shaved my stubble, it won't look good on a photo
What? You don't mind?
Then, let's take one (laugh)
WHAT STUBBLE???
That's all I have for YX
I'll spend some more money on him later and post more~

Вэй Чэнь

1
If you don't understand anything, just ask me. One yuan per question!

2
Team Happy is recruiting!
We welcome all, newbies and old birds alike!
You have plenty of benefits in this team! And we provide midnight snacks!
Come! Let's make all the other teams tremble, together!

3
My god, why is the chat full of traps?
How do you tell they're trap accounts?
That's easy. For example, this world chat channel...
Look carefully. Those ones that are gentle like water
Thos female accounts, saying things like, "Big brother, please carry me~", 66% are traps
If you aren't certain, ask them for their QQ
If they say their QQ has been hacked, then the chance rises to 88%
If you still have hope in your heart, then the last trick is to compliment them on their looks!
If they say "you don't hit on girls like that"... Then they're definitely trap accounts!
How do I know so much?
Heh, heh, once you experience it, you'll understand, heh~

Булочка

1
(Singing) Happy~ Welcomes you~
Opens up the heavens and the ground for you~
Bao Rongxing's minion is called Luo Ji~
Do you want to hear the full version?
Come to Team Happy!
I, Steamed Bun will sing it for you!

2
Why are you looking at me like that?
Is it that you want to dungeon with me?
Then hurry and log in!
Yo! You play a brawler, too?
Here, I'll tecah you a few tricks
Do you see that small boss up ahead?
Sand Toss, Slap, Uppercut!
Ai ai ai, you're almost dead!
Hurry and run!

Ai, seriously, you're as much of a noob as Concealed Light was at first
When I first met him, he would bump into trees when simply running(изменено)
He couldn't use the Summoner's skills well either
His summons were all messed up!
Then? Well, naturally, I took him under my wing for training~(изменено)
Though he's still a bit of a noob right now
But it's much better than before
Tch, if he dares to not listen to me... you see my brick?
Hey, you know, how about you also become my disciple?
I can promise that you'll become a really, really strong brawler!
How strong?
Just... a little bit weaker than me

Юй Вэньчжоу

1
I've also been waiting for this moment

2
And that's the end of training for today. You've all worked hard
Hm? You aren't leaving yet?
I understand your desire to catch up with everyone else, but fighting through exhaustion isn't a good strategy.
We should go. Glory isn't something that can be completed in a day
What you need to do right now, is to objectively understand your weaknesses and adjust your mental state
Assure that you can face training with your best each day
The road ahead is long, don't rush it

3
Welcome to becoming a member of Blue Rain
Though I'm your captain... You don't need to be so nervous in front of me
People hard to get along with?
Don't worry, everyone is very friendly
But... I hear you don't really like noisy enviroments
It's like this... Shaotian's desire to express himself is very strong
When interacting, it's best to not give him any chances to build up momentum
If you really can't stand it?
Hm... Come to me to get a box of earplugs later
When you need to focus, they're pretty useful

4
Hello, everyone. I'm Blue Rain's captain, Yu Wenzhou.
Team Blue Rain is the champion of the sixth season of the Glory Pro League
We welcome all styles of players
Here, we will help you find a stage more suited to you

Хуан Шаотянь

1
Your trash talking is no use against our captain!
You can probably tell that I was caught off guard by how short it was

2
Time's up, time's up! Let me see who else hasn't gone back!
Newbie, you again?
Did you grow out of the computer or something?
Lemme see... arms connected to your mouse and keyboard, butt connected to your seat, head connected to the screen...
You might as well set up a tent in the training room!
You're actually nodding and agreeing?! Goddamnit, go and sleep already!
I'm telling t go and sleep! Do you have trouble understanding or something???
This is the simplest and most direct phrase I've ever spoken! It's close to Zhou Zekai's speech...
Listen here! A cyber athlete must have a good habits and sleep schedules, that's the only way we can maintain our rigorous training!
Ok~Now, go and sleep!!!

3
Do you want to PK for free with a pro player with a worth of several millions?
Your chance is now! Blue Rain is recruiting new members!
You hear me, you hear me? Better to move than to be moved!
This is a rare opportunity!
You can PK with this sword saint for free any day! What other team can give you such a chance!
Also, you have this sword saint to mentor you personally, I can promise that you'll improve!
What are you waiting for? I'm the sword saint sword saint sword saint!!!
Aha... Captain... You're here...
Oh right, oh right! Most importantly, we have Blue Rain's captain Yu Wenzhou here in person.
No matter what style you have as a player, Blue Rain welcomes you!
I await you at the arena! PKPKPKPK!
Aasjdgsdefhs finally done, why are you so exhausting, Shaotian qwq

Ван Цзэси

1
Hello, I'm Team Tiny Herb's captain, Wang Jiexi
If you love Glory, if you need a stage where we can all grow together
I welcome you to join Tiny Herb

2
Hm? How come you haven't gotten on the coach yet?
What's with those posters you have there?
Oh~ Tiny Herbs fans gave them to you for autographs
I'll sign them, here
Hm? What is it?
They want Yingjie to sign this one?
Hm.......
How about this!
Today, they've all gone to rest on the coach
They're tired out from the matches these two days, let's not disturb them
Later, go and deliver the posters back to them and ask for their addresses
Once everyone is rested up, I'll have them sign and send them back

3
Hello? It's me, Wang Jiexi
Oh~ I'm still out of the country, waiting to transfer. I won't be back for a few days
But I bought some presents and sent them over by post
They'll arrive this afternoon. I'll have to trouble you to receive them and give them to everyone.
Don't worry, I've written their names on the package, you won't accidentally mix them up
Little Bie's is the newest model of wireless earphones from overseas. Charged through solar power
For Yingjie, I got him a local charm, one that boosts luck
For Xu Bin, there's a handmade scarf, and... some fridge magnets and whatnot.
Your present?
As for your present...
I'll keep it a secret for now. You'll get a surprise once you open it
Stop trying to guess. You'll see once you get it
I have to board now, so I'll be hanging up.

Хань Вэньцин

1
I'm Team Tyranny's captain, Han Wenqing.
Tyranny, as always, only has one goal: the championship
Come to Tyranny, and fight by my side!

2
Take a look at your performance today
Did you not sleep last night?
You've been absent minded, not listening to orders!
What do you have to say for yourself to those around you?
Look at them
Everyone is doing their best to train and commit, fighting for the goal of championship with everyting they have
What have you done? Did you cooperate them and fight alongside them?
Tyranny doesn't accept loafers!
I'll give you a day. Adjust your attitude accordingly

3
Hm? How come you're here?
Oh, documents? Where do I sign?
(Signs) You haven't been to the gym yet since you entered Tyranny, right?
Then don't hurry to leave. It's a good opportunity for you to do some exercising
Warm-ups first. Deep breaths... breathe in, breathe out, breathe in...
Remember this rhythm, then start to jump up lightly
Follow the pace I gave you just now, don't stop
We esports athletes, sitting in the training room all day in front of our computers
If we don't exercise and take care of our bodies, we won't be able to handle intensive matches
You want a faster way?
There is, but it's too cruel
Unless time is limited, like the international championships
You won't need it, continue jumping!

Сунь Сян

1
Huh? The reporter that came to interview last time has more questions?
Heh~ Then take note of my answers
What questions did they ask?
Why would I choose such a time to enter Excellent Era?
Obviously to save Excellent Era's pitiful performance!
Future plans... isn't that obvious?
To win every match and then obtain the championship!
As a second year, is it exciting to be Excellent Era's captain?
Heheh, I'm very happy
I will take Excellent Era forwards with One Autumn Leaf
I'll make sure that the title of Battle God rings out through Glory once more!

2
Ay, goddamnit. How many times have I told them to make these chillis spicy?!
How come it's sweet???
Hey, newbie, do you like sweet things?
Humph. Next time, on my birthday, I'll treat you all to hot pot!
I'm also going to treat the chefs in the cafeteria and let them know true chili!
But... Though it's not spicy, it's pretty good, too...

3
Hello, everyone!
I'm Excellent Era's captain, Sun Xiang!
If you think you're good enough, then I await you in Excellent Era, at H City
Let us claim back the honor that belongs to Excellent Era, together!

Чжоу Цзэкай

1
Are you ready? Let's go.

2
What... are you thinking about?

3
What's wrong?
A guy wants to confess to a girl... wants me to... read a poem to help him?
Sure
When You Are Old - Yeats

When you are old and grey and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;

How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true,
But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face;

Is this good?

4
Hello everyone, I'm Samsara's Zhou Zekai
The team environment is comfortable, we're very close
No matter if you're a rookie... or a veteran... I look forwards to becoming your teammate
And working together with you

5
(ZZK talking with someone trying to cheat "you" out of your money)
(You left your phone in the training room and Zhou Zekai answered for you)
Cheater: Hey, hello, hello, are you the person who's phone ends in 1234?
ZZK: No
Cheater: Er, but, I have your phone number shown on here
ZZK: This isn't my phone
Cheater: Not your phone? Oh, that's fine. May I ask your name?
ZZK: Little Zhou
Cheater: Ah, hello Mr. Zhou. We're from that, that, Glory Game Company. Do you know Glory? It's that very popular game recently. Your friend has won a very big prize in an in game event!
ZZK: There have been no events lately
Cheater: Ah, it's a limited event that didn't go public. This is a one in a lifetime chance! Do you want your friend to live in regret? Huh?
ZZK: I don't
Cheater: Hey, that's right now! All you need is to send 988 yuan to my account... Then you can obtain a special package that has an original price of 4988! And the Great Gunner Zhou Zekai's autographed photo!
ZZK: I... have this
Cheater: And a chance for close contact~
ZZK: No need
Cheater: And Ye Xiu, Wang Jiexi and Han Wenqing's autograph and a chance to meet them in person as well~
ZZK: No need
Cheater: Ai, are you really a Glory fan?
ZZK: I am
Cheater: Do you want your god's autograph or not?
ZZK: No
Cheater: Last chance, you want it or not?
ZZK: I have it already
Cheater: Eh? I don't even have it and you say you do?! You liar! (Hangs up)
ZZK: I... really do have it...